December 2011
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy →
wowfunniestposts:
Guy: You’re beautiful
Girl: No I’m not Guy:
Me meeting Drake.
Me: Hey, would you sign this please?
Drake: Sure
Drake: Wait, what is this?
Me: A marriage certificate.
Drake: But... I... What?
Me: Too late, hubby.
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